My stalker

Hello

Recently, i have been stalked by a 27 year old man who lives in Walsal. He's scary and told me he wanted to marry me.

Anyway, after telling him to back off and leave me alone, I spun him a little story, consisting of me getting raped and mugged (he didn't steal my phone) and now i have a broken leg, arm, wrist and 3 fingers. He also believes that my boyfriend dumped me because he's annoyed that he's not the only person who's had sex with me. He also believes that I am in counsoulling and after my very detailed recollection, he began to cry. He believes every word. I then told him last night that it was an English teacher from my school. He's getting worried about me. I told him that said English teacher was in love with me and so stalked me and raped me. This evening, I am going to tell him that he offered me £5,000 to keep my mouth shut. After i declined, he got me by my throat and threatened to do it all again. He would then kiss me roughly on the mouth and walk away. The plot will then thicken, by me some how falling in love with him.

Cruel, I know. but to be honest, it's the best fun i've had in ages!

Any more suggestions as to how i could thicken the plot?

Yours in eagerness,

Hannah xxx

Cruel, I know. But